a star is born

i would be in an action movie because i could go around shooting people all day every day till we were done making the movie. my co-stars would be james bond( as side kick number 1), Arnold Schwarzenegger( as side kick number 2) , Pamela Anderson( as the bad women) and Tony Montana (as the bad guy/ drug dealer). the movie would be about how Tony would rip me and my side kicks off in a drug deal and we are trying to get our money back and Tony has taken my wife as hostage and i want here back.